Three weeks. Tour origins. Tour Concept: Anyone can do two or three nights out but can you push yourself to the next level, to tour level. Not everyone can, its a life choice! Thankfully we had such members who made that life choice, to be epic, to be BANTER!
Snorkeling trip which kind of turned into a sleeping on a boat trip, crazy five year old jumping off the boat! Going for a stupid swim to a nearby Island with Larisa, The Monk and Max, lots of rocks!! Elephant trekking on an elephant who clearly didn't want me on it! A wee trip to the Irish bar, awesome food. Swimming with hotel staff, crazy game, Burka's! Being tied to a jeep taxi by Fran and Max deciding it was a great idea to burn me free, it wasn't!! Receiving an unwarranted amount of sectarian abuse including English national anthem, potato jokes and Jacks theory about Bobby Sans "he just wasn't arsed eating". Losing the room key and having to crawl threw the window for days. Cracking the window! Enjoyed a few great meals with Teresa, Charlotte, Sandy, Pete and the Monk, really enjoyed the conversation! The Sid BBQ meal with 6 of us crammed into one car!! Removing a dead lizard from Dawns room aka the Wife's room. Its tail separated from its body on evacuation! Being disturbed from bed to assist Charo and Tee in a pest search in their apartment. Found nothing. Scooping Best Accent at the end of training talent show, great hosts! Great performances by everyone! The Monk can juggle! Nik and Larisa can sing and Max and Fran need to do their act again cause it is awesome! Well done Larisa for matching me minute for minute on the late nights/early mornings. After training pool beers with questionable tunes being played. The one day of teaching in a Cambodian school was a great experience even when a little girl spat at me and tried to poke my eyeballs out, I strangled her! Exercise lesson, Humble experience.
KC Nights out = Ting Tongs. I could stop right there! Face paint. Shot club, spear headed by its leader, Kaye!! Project X shot, wanted to do that for a long time! Maintaining my commitment to the Harlem Shake dance whilst undergoing crotch abuse, drinks down my pants, facial contact and forced beer consumption, success!! Funky Kebabs. Craig taking on a jeep! Discovering Mr. Bustin asleep in the foetal position on the side of the road only 5mins from his bed! Danny, stage, two ladies and marriage. Door glass kissing! Eating the spiciest thing I have ever eaten from Ting Tongs free food and having to go for a walk to recover!! Keavy`s absolutely unreal stories which made mine look tame and I was once known as coma boy in school!! Listened in disbelief!! Bustin and the foursome! Never ever.....some surprising partner numbers being told. Ear bashing sing songs in the taxi rides to the bars. Being tied to Mags for a wee while and swamping clothes!!
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